It's a Durian life...

Today was Juandy's birthday. The guys in class were singing the birthday song to him loudly before Moral period and laughing all the way. Nearing the end of the song, I saw Junady unwrapping his present and when a familiar smell reached my nostrils, I was like, OMG did they really???

WTF lah, they gave him DURIAN... And the smell was overwhelming. Everyone was like, how come got durian smell one... XQ turn to me and say, "You smell durian?" I said, "Turn around..."

Then Pn. Shan came in and she stopped at the door. Looking around bewilderedly she asked, "What's that..." And we chorused: "DURIAN~~~"

Pn Shan was like: "DURIAN???? Siapa bawa?"
Everyone: "JUANDY~"

OMG. WTF. WTH WTH... And as luck would have it, our neighbouring class kena spotcheck so Pn. Shan asked us to close the backdoor to prevent items from being smuggled in. And the smell was trapped in the room. EWW...

Pn. Shan: Juandy, don't you dare eat the durian in my class ah...

Lol.

OMG crispy...

AACK, deng Juandy came over today and spotted something on XQ's hand. It was something of a skin growth like a little corn or somewhat and he was intrigued. And he kept poking it and asked if he could pull it off. And then... EWWW, he kept saying, wah, so crispy~~~ WAHT THE HECK LAH!!! ROFLROFLROFL...

Juandy ah... Stop being so disgusting can ah... Sobs...

I couldn't resist...

Ok, so today we were going to take our graduation photoshoot for all the form 5s, and while waiting, our class number one punya orang, Jun Hoe, was talking to us. And then along came En. Chan carrying tons of cardboard and he said: "Ei boy, ei boy, come help me!"

Lol, Jun Hoe's immediate reaction was to swerve out of his way. But En. Chan was really persistant, and in the end, Jun Hoe had to carry the whole stack of cardboard. OMG THE LOOK ON HIS FACE WHEN HE TOUCHED THE CARD... He looked disgusted. And then we all laughed and high fived each other as he left with a terrible look on his reluctant face.

Damn, he really needs the exercise, so we hope En. Chan spots him more often and conveniently remembers the "kind" boy who helped him out the last time and decides that another helping out wouldn't hurt. Oh the joy of seeing Jun Hoe doing something other than study... XD!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA~

I'm blogging during exams. XD

Tmr is English... So dun need to study loh... Why else am I here blogging... Bio today was rather hilarious. Datin Sivanes actually asked us to prepare an experiment about water pollution and those people who were studying potometer were like DENG~~~ Someone actually said:"TEACHER! you give us the Form 6 paper lah..." :P

H1N1 on the loose... And assunta baru baru kena. And we take the same bus as the Assunta girls. Whee~ The bus uncle was making sneezing sounds just now and saying: "AIYA! I kena flu adi oh..." He is such a @$$...

Yesterday was Father's day, and my father's car decided it was the perfect time to go on strike. So Dad was trying to press the switch and unlock the car but couldn't work. And we were wondering how to get back from church without the car. Then Dad decided to use the keys to unlock the door and by doing so he set the alarm off. Waliao. And he dunno how to off. So here we were, sitting in the car like idiots and listening to the alarm go WEEYUWEEYUWEEYUWEEYU and my dad still cannot shut it up. Finally he decided to just drive home in that current state, with the alarms blaring. OMG lah... Thank God drive halfway the alarm got tired and shut up. Or else the police sure chase us one...

Aiya, Wednesday Chemistry leh. Better go study...

Wasted one week of hols...

Ya, I wasted 7 days of hols... Aiyoh... Haven't started studying only play play play every day. And waiting for the tv to on... And waiting for my computer to on... And waiting for food... Speaking of food... HALLELUJAH I DIDN'T MEET A LARGE INDIAN MAN ON A MOTORBIKE CHASING ME IN PENANG! WOOT!

Sorry, but I was scared for my life. Scared that I would be stuck in a jam on the Penang bridge and suddenly my dad would say, Ei, why got one fat indian man on a motorbike waving madly at you one? And I would turn to find, in my horror, MM... AACK!!!

Wake up from that nightmare! Go watch FMA later... It is Friday today right? Good, FMA time...

Runs on sword???

Just a short note, cos I was wondering...

Running onto a sword? I got the impression of this:

Cassius: Hold my sword for me, and bear it well!

Slave: Like this? Oh master?

Cassius: No, no... Higher a bit... No, no... Like that, like that... Wait, wait, wait! Stop! Oh, little bit lower... Ok... Ok... STOP! Just right! Now dunt move ah. (Runs and impales self on sword)

Cassius: Aiya, not deep enough. Hold the sword higher a bit. I dint hit my intestines.

Slave: Ok, sir.

Cassius: YEAARRRGGHHH!!! (quoting barbys from barb village in rs...) *runs and impales self on sword and dies.*

Any comments? How else can someone run to a sword ah? I was kinda wondering about the relationship between a human and a sword ever since that... Oh S*** in the name of holy excrement... That stupid doujinshi... KANDA IS NOT IN LOVE WITH MUGEN!!!! I KILL YOU!!!!!!!

End of short memo.

Give me your hand, Thou fair Brutus!

I love Literature Class. And even more so since we started Julius Caesar... My God that book is yeng... And it's proof that Shakespeare is gay!!!

Today we did Act 4, Scene 3, where conflict is arising and Brutus and Cassius say some really gay stuff to each other...

(quoting Cassius)
Cassius: Do not presume much upon my love, I may do that I shall be sorry for.

(Cassius rants about wanting to die because Brutus doesn't love him)

Cassius: Come, Anthony, and young Octavius, come! Revenge yourselves alone on Cassius, for Cassius is aweary of the world. Hated by the one he loves, braved by his brother, checked like a bondman, all his faults observed, set in a notebook, learned, and conned by rote to cast into my teeth. Oh, I could weep my spirit from mine eyes. There is my dagger, and here my naked breast (Oh Gods above, Prasanth asked if he was bi...) within, a heart dearer than Pluto's mine, richer than gold. If that thou beest a Roman, take it forth. I that denied thee gold, will give my heart, strike as thou didst at Caesar. For I know, when thou didst hate him worst, thou lovedst him better(And now they're arguing about who gets loved better) than ever thou lovedst Cassius.

(More rantings about how Brutus doesn't love him)

Brutus: When I spoke that, I was ill-tempered too.

Cassius: Do you confess so much? Give me your hand.

Brutus: And my heart too.

Cassius: Oh Brutus!

(Mind you, they're both guys)

(Then they both drink till they're drunk, and Brutus summons two men to sleep with him in his tent. Wow. Talk about great service...)

Brutus: Give me the gown. Where is thy instrument?

Lucius: Here in the tent.

Brutus: What, thou speakest drowsily? Poor knave, I blame thee not; thou art o'er-watched. Call Claudius and some other of my men; I'll have them sleep on cushions in my tent.

(End of quoting)

Well, we learned a lot from Julius Caesar, I can tell you that. For one thing, I learned that Romans have no brains. They apparently, killed for no reason other than Caesar was being too ambitious. Next, they seem oddly, inclined towards the same sex. And thirdly, they are total idiots as they seem to enjoy committing suicide for no reason.

Act 5 is the last act, and lemme tell you what happens. Brutus, Cassius, Titinius, and the other conspirators battle against Mark Anthony and Octavius at Phillippi and they set up camp at different locations. Cassius, worried about Brutus, sends his best friend Titinius to go check out what happens. Then he panics about Titinius as well and sends his slave to go find out what happens to Titi.

His slave, (must've been short-sighted) reported that Titinius is surrounded by soldiers and taken captive. Cassius immediately feels bad and sad and asks his slave to hold his sword for him. Then he runs onto it. Idiot.

Titinius, in actual fact, was met by Brutus's soldiers and told that everything is fine. So he happily goes back to see Cassius only to find his friend's dead body. And well, he runs on his sword and dies as well. Dang.

Later, Cato is slain, and Brutus also runs on his sword as his servant holds it. What the...

Xiaoqi immediately says that this is awfully familiar. Just like Romeo and Juliet.

"No! It's Romeo and Romeo!!!" She shouts.

Well said. XD I love lit...