First post up!

I'M HERE! What, no welcome? Not even a party or anything? Or a hug? Aww... Nevermind, I know everyone's busy anyway. That's ok. Just happy to be able to blog now.

Actually the main reason I started this blog is to accompany a friend who's going to start her blog once her connection gets working again. So to pass the time now, I think I will write something lah. Not about me, bcos you want, you can go read from my profile. Maybe about my lessons... Oh that reminds me!

We have been having amazingly funny essay lessons. Really lol lah... Guess who's my teacher? Hmm, maybe I should edit our lessons into a drama script for easy understanding. Here goes:

List of characters:
Me: Me lah, who else...
MM: Our teacher. Any guesses as to who he is?
XQ: The girl beside me
UV: The most notoriously irritating guy in my class.
RG: Random Guy. Each RG may be a different person, any random person. I can't possibly remember siapa kata apa right? I just know someone said something.
Class: Meaning class speaks in unison

Scene 1: After a year of useless English lessons, MM decided suddenly to start essay lessons! As far as I remember ah, we only wrote one full essay last year. No wonder our grades so good... So MM kick started our essay writing with a dictation! Says him, as we listen and write it down, we can learn...

MM: OK CLASS. (Here I have to use capitals because it's to show the difference in noise volume) TAKE OUT PAPER TAKE OUT PAPER! EI BOY! WHERE'S YOUR PAPER? OK, now we start. Ah, THIS ESSAY AH, I have a FEELING that this topic will SURE come out for SPM. Or something similar lah. OK, TITLE: MY. FAVOURITE. AUNT.

Class: WHAT???

MM: I. CANNOT. HELP... BUT ADMIRE THE IMMACULATELY(Here many people spelt it wrongly, me included. What, my english not perfect what...) DRESSED AND BEAU---TIFUL LADY. AT THE AGE OF FORTY-FIVE, SHE HOLD HERSELF VERY WELL AND HAS THE... THE WHAT? THE WHAT? I WANT YOU ALL TO THINK! She has the WHAT to go with it?

RG1: The flabs?

RG2: The fats?

MM: NO! The CHARM and the GRACE to go with it! I hope to be like her someday. She is... Nah, put your own auntie name there. My MATERNAL AUNT.

Class: Ok...

MM: OK NEXT PARAGRAPH NEXT PARAGRAPH. Aunt... Your auntie name lah, stands at... Put how tall she is. (I put 133 cm, my aunts are tiny), with a PETITE, SLIM FIGURE (At 45???) and D... WHAT STARTS WITH D? CAN DESCRIBE FEATURES ONE...

RG: Disgusting...

MM: WHAT LAH. DIS-TIN-GUISH-ED! NO LOOKING! DUNNO HOW TO SPELL DUNT ASK FRIEND. OK, continue. She has... a WHAT COMPLEXION?

Class: Dark...

MM: Fair lah. COMMA... SMILING... EYES... AND LUSTROUS... (Pauses to get answer from us again, he didn't expect this...)

RG: BREASTS!!!

MM: (Must have been deaf, didn't hear it but continued...) ... BLACK...

Class: (Bursts out laughing and still MM doesn't know why we're laughing...)

MM: OI, WHY LAUGHING? CONTINUE! LUSTROUS, (We laugh) BLACK, (We laugh) SHOULDER HYPHEN LENGTH HAIR.

RG: Cheh...

MM: OK, now we see her FACE. HER FACE IS AS SMOOTH AS...? SMOOTH AS WHAT, OI?

RG1: TAUFU~~~

RG2: OH, I know! A BABY'S BACKSIDE!

MM: (He heard it this time.) TAUFU AH? (Laughs) NO! SILK~~~ AND SHE HAS ROSY CHEEKS, AND WHAT LIPS? HOW YOU DESCRIBE LIPS?

RG: Juicy...

MM: (Ignores) LUSCIOUS PINK LIPS! AM I GOING TOO FAST?

Class: Noo...

MM: OK CONTINUE. NO PEEPING AH... HER SLENDER. SMOOTH. NECK... HAS ALWAYS DISPLAYED THE MANY...

RG: HICKIES!

MM: WHAT??!!

RG: Lovebites lah teacher!

MM: *sweatdrops* You all ah... NECKLACES! AND HER HOURGLASS FIGURE...

Me: Hourglass? At 45?

MM: Ya, why not? HER HOURGLASS FIGURE IS THE ENVY... OF...???

Class: ALL THE FATHERS...

MM: Fathers your head lah. EVERYONE THAT SEES HER.

(Bell rings. MM marks our 2 paragraphs and then marches out saying he will continue the next day.)

Well, basically that was part 1 of our lesson, which I have dubbed ESSAYS WITH MICHAEL: PART 1. Part 2 will be added soon, I promise. And yes, the aunt will become much more disgusting from here on...

Have to sleep lah... Didn't get enough sleep for the whole week adi... And people keep calling me halfway during my naps or, like SOMEONE AH... Call me at 1.30 am... My God... MIN GET SOME REST! I'M REALLY WORRIED LAH!

Is this too long a blog? Seems so... Sorry loh, I'm very long winded...

PAO, GET YOUR ASS HERE FAST OR I'LL BE VERY LONELY!!!